The great thing about sex besides the orgasms , of course is that if you make a mistake or something awkward happens, you can always laugh about it later. Have you ever given a blow job in an Uber and lost your nose ring? What about doing it in a J. Crew bathroom while the clothing attendant was right outside? Well these real women have—and they're willing to share their funniest stories with you.
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You know when you're getting ready for a first date, and you're totally nervous and jittery? When you worry about the million little things that could go wrong and then feel a little silly when none of your concerns turn out to be legitimate? Well, these guys and their dates were not so lucky. Here, 12 guys give their most cringeworthy first-date stories, purely for your enjoyment. After the meal, I realized I forgot my wallet, and they didn't take the card that she had on her. We had to wait an hour for my friends on campus to walk over and pay for the meal. The night before, I set a couple of movies to record on Cinemax.
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I know I'm going to get something about the "crush" soda, just wanted to say I mean someone you have a "crush" on. Anyways I completely humiliated myself today and I feel like such an idiot, my crush was staring right at me. I was getting up from my chair and my back pocket got stuck on it, then the chair flew up and I fell butt on the floor. Ugh he was looking directly at me and started giggling! I feel so stupid!
So I don't really have one but I witnessed something totally humiliating happen to my older brother the other day! So my brothers 15 and has a huge crush on this girl in his grade at our school that lives across the street from us. So my older brother was playing soccer with my younger brother in our front yard younger brother is 3 and his crush comes along and is like "awwww your brothers sooooo cute" then my brothers like"haha yeah" n his crush came a lot closer n is like 'can I give him a hug?? My older brothers whole face turned bright red and he's like'sorry' n his crush just laughed awkwardly after she pulled up her top n is like ' don't worry about it.